All men are created equal — bah! What a load of nonsense and malarky. I think all men are created into two very distinct categories: 1) the sensitive and understanding type and 2) the let me have my way with women and I don’t care type. So now that the Green Knight is out of my life for the most part — the Black Knight has seemed to disappear into the great lagoon. In other words, he was up my ass trying to find out when and why I was going to break up with the Green Knight. Now that I have — he is nowhere to be found. Perhaps he delighted in the thrill of breaking me up? If so, that’s totally f–ked up.

Went to Halloween Horror Nights at Universal Studios/Islands of Adventure with M, Kimmie, Harry, Ine, Johnathan, and Ine’s brother. At first, I thought it would be an interesting experience — to see what all the fuss was about. Oh you think its essentially a breeze walking around with maybe one or two goblins and ghoulish individuals walking around — not bothering a single soul. That was not the case. As we walked in, we were already bombarded by devilish creatures and crazy men with fake chainsaws headed straight at us. So you try to act calm and ignore the whole mess, but you quickly learn that it is impossible — because in some horrid way these individuals seemed to feed and sense your fear. Therefore, acting cool and nonchalant only seemed to attract them. There was a thick midst all over the park and dark figures lurking in the shadows. Some would hide in a dark bush or dark corner — waiting patiently for the right victim to scare the freakin’ hell out. One crazy dude jumped out at M and banged some sort of bongo drum — to which M screamed, “I see you!!” One group ahead of us had some dude directing a fake chainsaw at one of the girls. Freaked out — she said, “leave us the f–k alone!!!” But he really didn’t. Now I know we paid to be scared, but such fun could potentially result in one having a heart attack — one would think THEY would lay off. To me it sounds like a good way to get sued. Can we say lawsuit? Oh well.

I do have to say, during my little instances of panic and moments of fear — I kept wishing the Green Knight was there. Not because I missed him as my boyfriend, but because I missed having a big dude to scare off the stupid freaks running straight at us. Harry, wasn’t much of a protector. To be honest — I suspected he was soiling his own pants trying not to get so frightened. As a result, in his juvenile way — he kept trying to freak/scare me (i.e. running at me from the behind, tapping my shoulder when I wasn’t aware – stupid shit like that). Of course, it wasn’t appreciated. It only seemed to aggravate my already highly stressed jittery attitude. So a part of me missed having the Green Knight as a form of protection — because there was no way in hell those ghoulish dudes would mess with him. Then I thought — what the Black Knight would do — and I laughed picturing his girly squeal. Hell, he’d probably use ME as protection. That’s a shame.

At Islands of Adventure — they had a show which played this song. And I have yet to drag it out of my head. So I think I will infest yours.

(Aqua) – Cartoon Heroes

“We are what we’re supposed to be

illusions of your fantasy

All dots and lines that speak and say

What we do is what you wish to do

We are the color symphony

We do the things you wanna see

Frame by frame, to the extreme

Our friends are so unreasonable

They do the unpredictable

All dots and lines that speak and say

What we do is what you wish to do

It’s all an orchestra of strings

Doin’ unbelievable things

Frame by frame, to the extreme

One by one, we’re makin’ it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes – oh-oh-oh

We are the ones who’re gonna last forever

We came out of a crazy mind – oh-oh-oh

And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian

Welcome to the toon town party

Here comes Superman, from never-neverland

Welcome to the toon town party

We learned to run at speed of light

And to fall down from any height

It’s true, but just remember that

What we do is what you just can’t do

An opera of craziness

A bunch of stars that’s chasing us

Frame by frame, to the extreme

One by one, we’re makin’ it fun

We are the Cartoon Heroes – oh-oh-oh

We are the ones who’re gonna last forever

We came out of a crazy mind – oh-oh-oh

And walked out on a piece of paper

Here comes Spiderman, arachnophobian

Welcome to the toon town party

Here comes Superman, from never-neverland

Welcome to the toon town party

You think we’re so mysterious

Don’t take us all too serious

Be original, and remember that

What we do is what you just can’t do

What we do is what you just can’t do

What we do is what you just can’t do

What we do is what you just can’t do

What we do is what you just can’t do

We are the Cartoon Heroes – oh-oh-oh

We are the ones who’re gonna last forever

We came out of a crazy mind – oh-oh-oh

And walked out on a piece of paper

There’s still more to come

And everyone will be

Welcomed at the

Toon – Toon

Town – Town

Party”

What ever happened to this group? Aqua. They had a few hits and that was about it — they disappeared into music oblivion. I actually thought their sound was pretty innovative. *sigh*

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